It's my jam. It comes with me to work. It travels in my lunch bag like a familiar old friend. It cheers me up when I am feeling down and it makes my tummy smile tiny tummy smiles.
Upon reading the product descriptions so skillfully written on each package of tea, my girlfriend and I decided to make up a few tea descriptions of our own.
A classic blend of black tea infused with potent leather chunks, half smoked cigarette butts, a non-toxic quantity of liquid paper, shards of glass and half chewed chunks of chocolate protein bar.
A mate´ tea delicately mixed with coffee grounds, wood shavings, metal shrapnel and a stirred to perfection with a cement auger.
This tea is made almost entirely of dried catnip leaves and delicately used cat litter. It features whole cat food kernels and at least ONE whisker per package.
With a guarantee of melanoma in each cup, this tea includes powdered chlorine, tears of 100 frightened children, chunks of infant swim diapers and the ignorance of a drowning child's parents.
This sweet green tea, pairs the tart shavings of an HB no. 2 pencil, rainbow chalk-dust, a virulent case of the 24-hour flu and dried apple pieces (because we all know how teachers all love apples so much).