Blogs are a great way to distract you from anything that ACTUALLY needs to be written about. After you post the new blog post, it's important to frequent your email account to check for any comments that have been made on your post. This way you get an ego boost that people have read your work AND it wastes a shit load of time. You might also want to check your website statistics to see how many people are checking your blog.. that makes my heart glow when more than 5 people (mom, dad, sister, friend 1, friend 2) have read my blog.
Its next to impossible to get any work done when little teeth and claws are drawing blood from your calves. Chances are your cat will need a good snuggle, perhaps you might read him a story then he'll persuade you that it's nap time. Honestly: cats waste great amounts of time, and if you're in dire need of finishing an assignment, a cat will NOT let you do that.
Also: Yes, I am posting a cat in every blog post I write. I have to stick to my name..
I love to paint my nails when I am procrastinating. Usually, I spend an hour painting, waiting for them to dry, and painting again. Then, if I'm extra lucky, I'll wreck all of my nails when I try to pour some cereal to snack on. Ultimately, painting your nails, fucking them up and painting them again will take a significant amount of time. I really recommend it.
It's not really winter out, but searching for gloves and toques can be super time consuming. Then, once you have found them, turn on photo booth on your Mac, and take 10-200 self portraits of you wearing the winter gear. Yeah, admit it, we all do it... right?
I chose Tylenol extra strength, but any pills work great. Pour those guys out on your desk and spell away. It's also easy access to pills should you get a headache, plus the coating Tylenol puts on their pills tastes like candy.. mmm.. candy
This one is great. Just get some hair elastics and put your hair up in a bazillion different pony tails, this way and that. Put on a good song, and dance like you are Sporty Fricken Spice.. Sclub7 is also acceptable.
She might feel more inclined to wash your laundry and cook you supper?
This one gets me every time. When picking something to cook, it needs to be hard, involving at least 50 difficult, time consuming steps with the possibility of messing up each step. We're not talking "Martha Stewart's Quick Weeknight Meals", we're talking that section at the back of the cook book that states : BEWARE: FOR EXPERTS AND MOTHERS ONLY. Yeah, attempt that recipe.