1. Cats don't complain.
This one is a deal breaker for me. Humans just don't have that purring quality that cats do. You cook an amazing home made meal and all you hear is complaints about "how many calories are in this" or "Pass me the salt shaker, this doesn't have enough flavour".
No, you will never get complaints from a cat. You will only get loving meows, leg winds and constant purrs during meal times. Dry food topped with wet food, a little pat on the bum, and you as the cat owner will be cherished until next meal time. This cycle of "love me feed me" works splendidly.
You can smash them into your face and cry tears into their fur, they will not protest. They don't complain when you are working on your computer, instead they lay on your keyboard to keep you company
2. Cats are Easy to Carry
Dogs are not easy to carry around, which means wherever they go, they must be leashed and walked. This leads to huge issues when you just want to move an animal from one place to the next. Here are a few great ways to carry a cat when you don't want to go though the hassles of leashing up.
Cats keep it real with reusing bags and saving the environment. Their claws never rip the bottoms of reusable bags, and most importantly reusable bags can double as hiding places when scary people come over.
This is especially useful when you are bringing a young cat into the household, who may be needing a mother figure. By carrying the feline in your mouth, this is a great bonding experience and also an easy way to multitask. Consider cooking supper, typing on your computer or watching TV, all with the comfort of holding your cat in your mouth.
This is a great way to get your cat from A to B without worrying about the added stress of pulling a back muscle.
Cats like a free tail swinging area to let them get a feel for their surroundings. By hanging the rear legs over the shoulder, cat owners allow their feline friend to maintain their cat independence, while being carried.
Everytime a holiday rolls around in our family, the cats are on the prowl to make the time more enjoyable. Cats easily turn wrapping paper insto superman costumes, and empty boxes into homes fit for kings.
It's exam time. You're stressed as f*** and you just can't stop thinking about how not to fail the midterm. Instead of worrying about school, cats help by making reading econ interesting. From time to time, they will offer a gentle paw to guide you in the right direction, or to read over an especially important section of reading.
Instead of worrying constantly during the day, leave it to the brothers to take care of personal cleaning. No one will be lonely when constant cuddling is a necessity. This also makes a cheaper cat toy bill.
Don't even worry about buying extra things to help house your cats. A study completed by cats are the f***ing best magazine stated "Cats are the smartest species that inhabits the planet. The average IQ of a typical house cat is termed "genius" as they are about 96% smarter than any dog"
So happy to have such creative creatures, saving me money by bedding down in places already available to their perusal.
Note as this young lass cuddles baby Simon, in a loving embrace. It is shown that inhaling cat fur on an average of 3x per day, reduces the likelihood of getting cancer. Go figure, a cat is actually preventing cancer.
If the prior pictures of these little Tunas haven't made your heart melt, then the ability of baby Simon to smile on cue must. The sheer intelligence and character of Simon, has made him the poster cat for Collgate Total "Healthy Cat Smiles" campaign.
Yeah, lets be honest, we all fart around our cats. However, they are polite about it. They simply cover their noses and keep on sleeping. So kind and respectful indeed.
- You like buying costco packs of lint rollers.
- Hair balls don't phase you
- You hate your life
- Your job sucks
- Your house is WAY too clean
- You enjoy wearing black (cat hair shows up so well on black clothing!!!)
- Your kids annoy you
- Your significant other annoys you
- You can't keep a plant alive (cats can seek their own water sources)
- You keep getting cold at night
- You think marriage is for losers
Meow. Why not take a quick trip down to the SPCA and fall in love with your forever friend.